How to make a million dollars

When I sat down to try and tell the world how they too could become millionaires, everyone said `John, you must be crazy! How could you possibly give away a secret like that?'

Well, I decided that this kind of information was for sharing; it really wouldn't be right to keep it to myself. So here's my book, and I hope it makes you as much money as it's making me.

How to make money

Write a book that tells everyone how to do it, and make your money from the sales of the book. Like PT Barnum said, `there's a sucker born every minute' - stultus omni momento nascitur if you prefer!